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NPC quotes

Post by piwakawaka » May 13th, 2015, 6:06 pm

have you just stumbled across a quote that makes you stop in your tracks laughing? Or maybe you've found a small gem of wisdom from one of Azeroth's many NPC's. Submit these gems here to share with everyone!


my current favourite is "All's fair in tiny monkies and war" Christoph Von Feasel
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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Tuasemper » May 13th, 2015, 7:27 pm

Well, seems plain I know, but...I can't help but repeat the phrase "Stay away from da voodoo" every time I hear it. And yes, I say it with the accent. --rolls eyes with a red face--
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Post by solitha » May 14th, 2015, 10:01 pm

Oddly enough, one of the ones that made me stop and stare was Lantressor of the Blade in my Alliance garrison, drinking from a keg somewhere and using a common Alliance remark, "It's like a little piece of Ironforge!"

...an orc. From Draenor. Who's never seen Ironforge.

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Post by Tuasemper » May 15th, 2015, 8:02 pm

LOL! Priceless.

Maybe he's referring to the time his clan raided IF, & stopped for some mead before moving onto SW....?
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Post by solitha » May 16th, 2015, 6:19 am

Well, the Outland Lantressor might have done that, but these Draenor orcs have never been to Azeroth.

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Post by Aloborc » May 18th, 2015, 2:46 pm

As I walked my fishing shack, my favorite troll Abu'Gar, said "My line neva break, Mon. I be makin' it from braided Dwarf beard hair."

That caught my attention for sure because I am a alliance Night Elf and very protective of my little Dwarves. Abu, you little devil, you. No plucking Dwarf Beard hairs in MY garrison, and that is an ORDER!

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Post by Rannegirl » May 18th, 2015, 7:08 pm

Aloborc wrote:As I walked my fishing shack, my favorite troll Abu'Gar, said "My line neva break, Mon. I be makin' it from braided Dwarf beard hair."

That caught my attention for sure because I am a alliance Night Elf and very protective of my little Dwarves. Abu, you little devil, you. No plucking Dwarf Beard hairs in MY garrison, and that is an ORDER!

:) !
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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Jedikitten » May 19th, 2015, 3:07 pm

Tamer Ashlei in Shadowmoon Valley: "Go smash some bad guys!" ... Don't mind if I do.
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Post by Moxer » May 19th, 2015, 3:14 pm

Lisan Pierce says: "But wouldn't that mean crossing the streams? Isn't that really bad?" Got to love Ghostbuster references

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Post by Ehly » May 19th, 2015, 8:45 pm

Squirt: "This is just like the time my hometown was overrun by demons."

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Post by Jedikitten » May 20th, 2015, 1:14 pm

I don't recall ever having seen this one before...this is from just walking around in my garrison.

Penny Clobberbottom: "Talk high, talk fast, and say anything that comes to mind. Potato!"

Wha?? Totally made me laugh out loud.
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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Shegrah » June 3rd, 2015, 7:23 pm

Squirt says: It's okay, they're used to dying.

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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Astrae » June 9th, 2015, 2:21 pm

Christoph Von feasel: "Alls fair in tiny monkies and war."

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Post by Shegrah » July 17th, 2015, 5:12 pm

Hoptallus yells: You have... turnip... for a head.

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Post by Shegrah » July 19th, 2015, 1:04 am

Baros Alexston says: I know I'll sleep better without those giant killer birds flying around.

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Post by OzinLA » July 19th, 2015, 2:57 pm

The ogre being interrogatied in Deepholm: Put me down you tiny angry woman.

I have many alts and made a point to do that questline just for the voice acting and script. Never ceases to amuse me.
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Post by Wakamaru » July 20th, 2015, 12:42 pm

OzinLA wrote:The ogre being interrogatied in Deepholm: Put me down you tiny angry woman.

I have many alts and made a point to do that questline just for the voice acting and script. Never ceases to amuse me.
I always do the opening quest line for Vasj'jir just to hang out with Budd and listen to his script lol

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Ahoooy! http://www.wowhead.com/sound=21174
I'm saaaailing! http://www.wowhead.com/sound=21175
Out on a boat! Way far away from the dock. http://www.wowhead.com/sound=21176
In to the wind; with the sky and eeeverything! http://www.wowhead.com/sound=21177
Oooh, shiney :D http://www.wowhead.com/sound=21178

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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Rannegirl » August 2nd, 2015, 2:42 am

Skeer the Bloodseeker: Grrr... I need to kill something. All this waiting around is driving me crazy.
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Re: NPC quotes

Post by Astrae » August 13th, 2015, 6:44 pm

Kelnir Leafsong says: Open wide, Mr. Tauren! Here comes the hippogryph into the roost! 
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